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10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his ha
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Defenestration [dee-fen-uh-strey-shuhn]
~An act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
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Defenestration [dee-fen-uh-strey-shuhn]
~An act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
I support PERCABETH. If you have a problem with that, GO AWAY.
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